With those khaki pants so benign.
Thus sayeth your pants:
While your hair is carefully styled—
Wavy, sleek—and face perfectly tone,
Shirt and sweater making you doctoral
Against rebellious facial hair and a troubled brow,
The sag in the back is dismaying,
Exposed zipper in the front is a knock,
The room all around leaves much wanting,
You will do everything tonight but cock block.