Tuesday, July 31, 2012

You’re Anything But Devine

With those khaki pants so benign.
Thus sayeth your pants:

While your hair is carefully styled—
Wavy, sleek—and face perfectly tone,
Shirt and sweater making you doctoral
Against rebellious facial hair and a troubled brow,

The sag in the back is dismaying,
Exposed zipper in the front is a knock,
The room all around leaves much wanting,
You will do everything tonight but cock block.

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